The Night Before My Birthday

Twas the night before my birthday when all through the house,

not a person wasn't snoring, not even my spouse.
The cake was ready,
the room filled with it's smell.
It could be in my belly,
But the it fell.
The whole house awoke,
all startled and frightened,
for one problem was,
the candles could not be lightened.
I turned with a jerk,
my presents were gone!
my phone wouldn't work
It was as quick as a fawn!
I could have gotten a cake
or a big colored ball,
but after tonight,
Im not getting anything at all.

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Mar 27, 2018

by: Sophie

Haha, brilliant!

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