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This months contest is ...

Funny Birthday Poems

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Old Birthdays 
Complaining of a back sorely bent Raising kids hardly heaven sent The sweat blood and tears quickly spent Burning his candle from both ends The …

Birthday suit blues 
I've heard that as people get older some of them grow increasingly bolder if that happens to you keep your clothes on do Otherwise you'll become much …

Much Ado 
Much Ado by barbara (pcb FL US) Time it does fly No matter what we do We watch for it's coming And it's going too We add and subtract …

Perfect Birthday 
It’s your birthday, everyone cheers. But you know the day will end in tears. The birthday cake you made yourself is rather black. The toddler cries …

It's your birthday 
It’s your birthday, you can: Have a bit of a laugh With a crazy, giraffe Or take tea for two With a gnu. You can eat with your feet On sugar …

Just for you on your special day 
365 days we await, For a very special thing, a very special date, It gathers all family and friends, To enjoy and congratulate you till the day ends, …

Old Timer Birthday Blows Not rated yet
Trying To Blow The Candles Out Gets Harder Every Year Like Getting In And Out Of Bed KickstartIng …

Your 102 Not rated yet
Happy birthday to you, Your 102, You lost all your hair now, And your teeth are brand new!

the goof  Not rated yet
Happy birthday u goof when u fart it goes poof and when u smile i see ur tooth we all love u cause ur a big goof

Happy happy birthday Not rated yet
Happy happy birthday just to you I wish it was my birthday so I could party too! Happy happy birthday I am so sad to say That I can't be with you …

54th birthday 4 Shari Todd Harris  Not rated yet
from birth until this moment with your family as supporting team the journey within your space/ time continuum stream found trials and tribulations comprising …

party-shmarty. Not rated yet
First Birthday party? Pssh piece of cake Until I realized how much work it can take Oh no... ive made a mistake How much food to bring, Cd,s or have …

A special day for a special 'One' Not rated yet
Congrats, it is your birthday you made it another year I thought I'd write a note to say... how much I really care You are the one most dear to me …

Birthdays To Celebrate Not rated yet
Each dawn I wake I celebrate Without marking the specific day or date Each hour that passes a test of fate As time grows shorter of late My goals …

poem on birthday Not rated yet
On your birthday, it's time to reflect, For the passing of time leads to change. What once was important we leave; Our priorities and goals rearrange. …

Birthday gift right from the bay Not rated yet
Hey it's your birthday The time has come It's an important moment Coming from the Bay I got you a gift You can't figure it out Please do me a favor …

love letter Not rated yet
Ma karta hu tum se pyarr janu Kya tum bhi karti ho pyar mujse Ma tere bin nahi rah sakta Kya tum rah lo gi kya Happy birthday to you my darling Not …

Age and other useless numbers Not rated yet
Pi, said the teacher, Will serve you for life, It'll brighten your prospects, And get you a wife, "Oh really?", said the pupil, "How is that so?" …

Decades Of Birthdays Not rated yet
When we're young a year seems long so perhaps there's some sense to it when, children dress up with balloons and stuff each year from ages one …

Holding back the years Not rated yet
When you hit twenty You've still got plenty At the age of thirty You can still be flirty Forty's not so bad when you are Jack the Lad But beware …

May We Present... Not rated yet
We’d give you the bumps But you’d just get the hump You could have had a cake But to be honest we don’t bake You’d like a glorious bouquet But you’d …

Despatched On My Birthday Not rated yet
I woke up to early on my Birthday And read the papers when I got out of bed, An saw my name in the bitty just inside And cried out oh jings crivens …

Made It! Not rated yet
Being twenty-one is great. You can do what you want and stay out late, Your boss will have to pay you more ’Cos you’re old enough to know the score, …

Eighteen Not rated yet
It isn't your average everyday When a young lady turns eighteen, Rather, it's a far away day A day I've not yet seen. I cannot wait another day …

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Dispatched on my Birthday Not rated yet
When I woke up to early on my Birthday And read the papers when I got out of bed, Then saw my name in the bitty just …

Times Are Tight! Not rated yet
Forget your past and friends you knew. Such times, alas, have gone. Forget about the present too I haven't bought you one!

Dog's Dinner Not rated yet
Happy Birthday my dove Here's a gift filled with love Is it money? Don't be funny That, you've got plenty of I don't think that you'll guess What …

Let's think of age this way Not rated yet
Wow... You are getting very old. And where have those years gone? Well, I don't know - but I've got this: I'm sure that you'll catch on. Just name …

Getting Older Not rated yet
Yes you're getting wrinkly, Yes you're getting fat, And yes you're beginning to grow more body hair than the cat! But it's your birthday so I'll …

Three short (very short) Birthday poems for the over 60's Not rated yet
Beware should you be tempted to drop a year or two Lest your children start complaining - that they're just as old as you! If your body's in good …

Much Ado Not rated yet
Time it does fly No matter what we do We watch for it's coming and it's going too We add and subtract it Give or take a few Unless …

BIRTHDAY BOOM Not rated yet

Happy Birthday Today Not rated yet
Happy Birthday Today It’s your day to play. You’ll get lots of sweets And other nice treats. They’ll sing you a song, And as the day goes along. …

Grannies Eighty Not rated yet
I am eighty, And for my birthday some sucker got me gravy! My daughter is threw me party, And got down like Barbie! I’m still living young, That …

Younger than you Not rated yet
The candles are red, her eyes are blue this poem may suck, but I'm younger than you. I'm eating your cake there's nothing you can do, but sit there …

You're old Not rated yet
Your skin is getting saggy, Your knees are getting weak, Your hair is sadly thinning, You bladder has a leak. There's monies in the bank account …

The birthday boy Not rated yet
The Birthday boy was quiet and still and he behaved right up until, he suddenly leapt up and said 'I will be naughty now instead' and so he threw up …

Sour Not rated yet
Another year older is no trivial affair So don't hide it away in such despair You actually look quite debonair for an old person. Don't think of …

Number One Birthday Boy! Not rated yet
Remember, on your birthday You are truly quite the guy. You even have charisma And Paul Newman's deep blue eyes. No one can ever top you Not even …

Another Birthday Not rated yet
Happy Birthday to me! I don't have the blues. Getting older's not so bad But, I still wish I could see my shoes!

Happy birthday to me Not rated yet
Can't sleep in the summer heat Trying to get some sleep My little angel slept already My husband awake for me To wish me at midnight I slept though …

My Favorite Day Not rated yet
Some may say Their favorite day is their birthday I say My favorite day Is the day after my birthday You might ask why The answer I supply …

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Contest Rules

  1. Your entry must be original and not subject to copyright
  2. There is no limit to the number of entries per household
  3. The contest is open world wide
  4. Winners will be chosen by voting.
  5. Winners will be contacted via email
  6. The competition will run from 7th May 2014 until midnight 31st June 2014.
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  10. The $100 (US) prize will be paid by Paypal to the email address you specify or alternatively in Amazon vouchers

Past Winners


My Cake decorating ideas contest was won by Karen Leong from Malaysia, with this stunning Vintage Rose Cake she made for her Grandma.

Winner of Birthday Tradition Contest and Click Here for the rest

Winner of Romantic Birthday Poems Contest and Click Here for the rest

Winner of Winter Birthday Party Ideas by Robin Redmond

Birthday Song Lyrics Winner

Kids Birthday Party Theme Winner

September 2010 Funny 50th Birthday Poem Winner

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