Grannies Eighty

by Georgia
(Sheerness, England, Kent)

I am eighty,

And for my birthday some sucker got me gravy!
My daughter is threw me party,
And got down like Barbie!

I’m still living young,
That I even threw my own dung!
They won’t let me do that in the care home,
But at this party I had foam!

All dancing gasping for air,
Even the grannies with the wheel chairs.
Cause I’m still a rocker,
Yeah I’m still a bomber!

I am eighty!
My party was better than yours,
Cause you’re an absolute bore!
Now let’s go play bingo.