Getting Older

by Stacey
(Glasgow, Scotland)

Yes you're getting wrinkly,

Yes you're getting fat,
And yes you're beginning to grow more body hair than the cat!

But it's your birthday so I'll treat you,
To this very special card
To remind you of how old you are
And how walking is getting hard!

Don't take it personally,
You know I kid
Or kind of anyway,
Know I love you, oh so much,
Before you pass away!

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