Funny 40th Birthday Sayings, 40th Birthday Jokes,

Thinking of funny 40th birthday sayings on the spur of the moment is tricky. My mind always goes a blank when I'm presented with a birthday card and expected to sign it with some 40th birthday humour. Here's some ideas for you

  • 40 is only 18 years old with 22 years of experience
  • Naughty forty
  • You know you're forty when police men start looking like teenagers
  • You know you're forty when your friends start becoming grand parents
  • Life begins an forty, so does middle age spread and cataracts!
  • Your over the hill now, it's all down hill from here – yihaa!
  • Age is relative. If you were a tree you'd be a spring chicken!
  • Inside every us all 40+ is a youngster wondering what on earth happened!

At 20 I thought I knew it all
At 30 I realised I didn't
At 40 I realise I never will, but it's fun trying!

  • Remember where you've been forget where your going. It'll only scare you.
  • Four decades older
  • Only 87,600 hours until you're 50
  • It was reported recently that at the age of 20, men say they have sex at least 5 times a week. By the time they reach 40, they're still telling the same lie
  • Be very glad it's not your 50th
  • The first forty years are just practice, now it starts for real.
  • You know you're forty because you can remember when there used to be 3 tv stations
  • Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway
  • You know you're forty when you have a party and the neighbours don't notice
  • You know you're forty when you think modern music is rubbish
  • Now your forty, hit the town and party til dawn
  • Fabulous, fun, fantastic 40
  • Did it only take 40 years to look as good as that?
  • You know you're forty when pensions start becoming interesting

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