Funny 40th Birthday Sayings, 40th Birthday Jokes,

• 40 is only 18 years old with 22 years of experience
• Naughty forty
• You know you're forty when police men start looking like teenagers
• You know you're forty when you're friends start becoming grand parents
• Life begins an forty, so does middle age spread and cataracts!
• Your over the hill now, it's all down hill from here – yihaa!Age is relative. If you were a tree you'd be a spring chicken!
• Inside every us all 40+ is a youngster wondering what on earth happened!






At 20 I thought I knew it all At 30 I realised I didn't At 40 I realise I never will, but it's fun trying!



• Remember where you've been forget where your going. It'll only scare you.
• Four decades older
• Only 87,600 hours until you're 50
• It was reported recently that at the age of 20, men say they have sex at least 5 times a week. By the time they reach 40, they're still telling the same lie
• Be very glad it's not your 50th
• The first forty years are just practice, now it starts for real.
• You know you're forty because you can remember when there used to be 3 tv stations
• Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway
• You know you're forty when you have a party and the neighbours don't notice
• You know you're forty when you think modern music is rubbish
• Now your forty, hit the town and party til dawn
• Fabulous, fun, fantastic 40
• Did it only take 40 years to look as good as that
• You know you're forty when pensions start becoming interesting

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